Having never before been to a fetish event in London, we were unsure what to expect in this exciting weekend. The Skin Two Rubber Ball weekend was upon us and we were ready for lots of kinky fun. Every community has its own rules and protocols that are followed regarding dress codes, etiquette, and the like. Local laws vary greatly from one area to the next, so one cannot always be certain what can or will happen at each party. Would there be live sex shows? Would there be slutty submissive women being spanked by their powerful masters? How about a live bondage show? Loud music? Free-flowing booze? Would any international fetish models make an appearance? Would this be one hell of a party? The answer to all of these questions is a resounding YES!

On Friday evening, we were introduced to our first Torture Garden fetish party. It was held at the Renaissance Rooms in London. When we arrived, there was already a line out the door, just waiting to start the party. Just inside the door is where most attendees changed into their freaky best party clothes. We, however, wore our latex right out of the hotel and into the cab. Some people said how brave we were, but in reality, we just did not want to be bothered changing when we arrived. The party was waiting and we didn’t want to miss even one minute! Of course, there was a strictly enforced dress code. If you weren’t dressed properly, then you couldn’t join in on the perverse pleasures that awaited behind the Renaissance Rooms’ doors.

The venue was a good size: not too big, not too small. In the darkest corners of the three-room venue, we did spy a few discreet blowjobs, lots of foot pampering, and even a few couples copulating while the interested crowd looked on. Some of the more pervy kink took place in the dungeon area, but photography was forbidden. We can tell you, however, that we saw many bare-assed beauties squealing and squirming at the hands of their masters. You’ll have to use your imagination for the rest of the sordid details.

Some of the other amazing sites included costumes that were eye-popping and stunningly original. There was a shocking pink crocodile/alligator/dinosaur creature wandering around, even taking the time to nibble on Lady Venus’ fantastic latex mega boobs! There was latex as far as the eye could see, and it was in every color imaginable. Hot men and women in sexy medical and military uniforms were everywhere. Guests donned masks, corsets, wigs, hats, feathers, and the most amazing high heels one could imagine!

The well-dressed crowd was treated to all sorts of visually stimulating treats. Midori and Kumi Monster had a hot rope suspension scene in a cage in the biggest of the rooms. Kumi was hanging around, completely under the control of Midori’s most capable hands and her quite devious mind. The incomparable Empress Stah gave another amazing performance. We had first seen her perform a few months ago at the Fetish Factory 11th Anniversary Party, and we instantly loved her! Her unique look and the skill she exhibits so far above the stage simply mesmerized us and we were pleased that she was performing at the Torture garden party. A female-to-male performer in the back room performed a kinky little skit with a dinner table and lots of food. There was cake, spaghetti, cucumbers, and champagne – all of which ended up in a huge mess all over the performer, the stage, and the crowd. If all of that wasn’t enough for you and you felt like you needed a little extra help enjoying yourself, there were some lovely people selling balloons filled with nitrous oxide. They seemed to be doing a rather brisk business. There was so much going on, though, that we didn’t even think to take a moment to try a balloon ourselves! It appeared that the people who did partake of the gaseous treat, however, were having a smashing time.

The Torture Garden party ran from 10 pm until 6 am the next morning, and we didn’t want to leave. Alas, however, with the Skin Two Rubber Ball the following evening, we had no choice but to leave and try to rest up before the next debaucherous evening. Remember, we were suffering from some nasty jet lag, so trying to get some sleep was a priority if we were to enjoy the whole weekend.

After taking some much-needed sleep, we again donned our latex and stepped out for another exciting evening in London. Saturday evening was the much anticipated Skin Two Rubber Ball. This year’s theme was “Stage and Screen.” We arrived early at the club (SeOne, in London) so that we could walk about and get the lay of the land before the big crowds started to file in for the night. This huge venue holds 3,000 people and we wanted to be sure that we knew where everything was located. There were several bars available for those who wished to replenish themselves, and Tim from Skin Two even had popcorn and ice cream treats available for those who wanted something to nibble on other than someone else’s neck or toes. Of course, however, there were lots of necks, toes, and various other body parts being nibbled if one took the time to look around the place.

Performances were going on throughout the evening, and we fear that we might not have seen everything that there was to see! The cage from the previous evening was set up in this venue and people wasted no time using it. There were at least three separate groups of people (including the incomparable Midori) using the cage for amazingly sensuous rope bondage. On the largest stage in the big dance hall, we saw a great Star Wars light saber battle! The participants (Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, and a Sith) battled one another against a background of the movie and with the loud soundtrack playing. It was almost as good as being right there during the filming of the movie!

Later that evening on the very same stage, a gladiator battle took place. Giant muscle-bound men in shiny body armor wielded large swords as they struck mighty blows upon one another. This was no fake battle, either. Even far from the stage, one could still hear each strike of the weapons on the armor. What’s hotter than muscle men bashing the crap out of each other with big weapons?

The only thing that could match the brazen hotness of the gladiators would have to be the rubber nun strap-on stage performance of RubberDoll and her sinful, latex-wearing, red-headed sidekick. On her knees, a slutty little school girl was praying for forgiveness for her transgressions. She didn’t count on a latex-clad RubberDoll being on the other side of the curtain! Wearing a giant black strap-on dildo, the nasty nun offered mercy to her young supplicant, but the route to her exoneration was not the typical one. There was kissing, sucking, and even wax torture! Perhaps if church had been that way growing up, we’d still be going there every week! Oh, and did we mention that there was a Jesus look-alike there as well? We didn’t notice whether he watched the nun show, but we are pretty sure that he would have heartily approved.

When 6am rolled around, we were very tired, but we were so excited to have been involved, even in a small way, with this amazing group of people. We are already counting down to next year’s Skin Two RubberBall weekend!

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